Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Mormons having fun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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