Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Nuneaton..

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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