Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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