Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Your mom is so fat...

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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