What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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