Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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MySpace.

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I've got a dig bick

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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women's rights.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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