Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

My parents have an open marriage.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

haha

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Women's rights

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Nuneaton..

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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