Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Your mam is so fat.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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