- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

I hate blackniggers

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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