A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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