Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Top Gear USA

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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