What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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