What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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