what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A guy walks into a bar

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Justin Beiber

Getting up for a black person on a buss

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Jokes Ki Duniya

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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