- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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