- Anti Joke

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........