- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Psychics.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

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