- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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