you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

when debbie meets downer

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

An Artic Storm.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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