- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Nickelback.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Here's another:

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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