- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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