how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Democracy.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I hate blackniggers

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -25

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

sure!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -27

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops