- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

My dad

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

The Game.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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