What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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haha

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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