What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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