- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Women's Rights

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Wright flyer

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Internet Explorer

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What did the peanut say to the jelly

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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