- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hell are you doing?

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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