- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Female rights.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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