The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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