I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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