- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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