what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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