What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What's big and long? My dick.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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