- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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