-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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