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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A black person walks out of KFC

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Women outside of the kitchen.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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