- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

My parents have an open marriage.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Hey, Max!!

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Jayden Eccles

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

42, that is all

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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