- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

216-409-7176 Call me.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

A black guy gets a job...

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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