- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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