- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Women's rights.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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