How does shit taste?\ Good.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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