(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Gangnam style

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Loner.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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