- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

At least I dont have AIDS.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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