What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Cripples are lame.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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