- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

your social life.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Woman's Rights

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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