Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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