Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Donald Trump.

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anti jokes are for fags

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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