- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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