- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

world peace

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

i lyk 2 eet pup

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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