Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Daym im romantic

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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