What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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gay porn...

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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