Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What is older than history?

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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