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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

roses are red violets should be purple

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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