- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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