why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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