What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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