What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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racism...deal with it!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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