Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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