What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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