An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Womens' sports

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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The WNBA

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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