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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

darude- sandstorm

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

racism...deal with it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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