- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Womens' sports

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

The WNBA

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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