- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

I'm hungry.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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