its funny cuz i laughed!

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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